Ahoy, me hearties! Ready yer sea legs and leave da landlubbers behind. Be ridin’ dee waves from top side and qualify for da pirate cruise!!
We will set sail when we set sail! Our departure time be six-thirty as the sun sets me lad and lasses. We be squibblin’ later than never where we be expectin’ dee crew for boardin’.
And don’t ye be wearin’ dose prissy clothes. Ye be a pirate aund we expect ye be dressed like one! Don’t ye be left on shore! Turn in yur spittin’ shiny LOS to yur Platinum by Monday, July 2nd or yu’ll be left cryin’ with them landlubbers!